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Er Memories

So one time I had a patient come in and he was stuck. LITERALLY.

So one time a man in his 70’s -80’s really high blood pressure…flushed.. anxious. Why???? Well let me back track. So a while back Mountain Dew decided to make “big mouth bottles”. Basically bigger bottle opening size. Ok back to ER , he managed to grease penis inside and when he “finished” his penis got stuck inside the bottle.

So when I received him his penis was swollen and purple and he was in sooo much pain. He said “ this didn’t happen last time”. I looked at the bottles and noticed it was filled with Mountain Dew and his semen. IT WAS JUST FLOATING AROUND .

So gave him pain meds… had the Er doc remove the bottle, and consulted wound care . Don’t know what happens to him but . He will always be remembered

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