So police brings in an escort. She was under arrest and confessed to “hiding “ 20,000 worth of chips in her person. Unable to naturally release the chips she was brought to the ER for pain, abdominal distention due to foreign parts.
So basically she came in with police, we were made aware of the situation. Did an X-ray and found the chips were deep in her colon . I don’t know how they, at the jail, attempting to retrieve the chips. But the doctors had to mechanically remove the chips.
So please wash your hands after touching casino chips. Because that’s not the first time this has happened !!
So one time a groom decided to have his bachelor part in Vegas . He wanted to party and have fun and so did his grooms men.
Sooo long story short, the groom got really drunk . His groomsmen wanted to have fun also. So when the groom get so drunk , they decided to put “nair” on his penis and testicles.
So nair is a lotion that makes her hair fall. It’s very strong and not meant to be kept on for a long period of time.
So he comes in with 3 degree burns. The day he is suppose to get married…had to postpone the wedding after being told we couldn’t “fix” it in a couple of hours. So we gave him some pain medicine, cleaned his wounds. His penis was so red and raw, small spots of open skin was visible. Same as the testis. And even part of the thighs. Sooo painful. We had to dress his penis, testis, thighs.
Burns take so long to heal and are sooo painful to physical treat and change the dressing . I never asked how he explained it to his future wife
So one time I had a patient come in and he was stuck. LITERALLY.
So one time a man in his 70’s -80’s really high blood pressure…flushed.. anxious. Why???? Well let me back track. So a while back Mountain Dew decided to make “big mouth bottles”. Basically bigger bottle opening size. Ok back to ER , he managed to grease penis inside and when he “finished” his penis got stuck inside the bottle.
So when I received him his penis was swollen and purple and he was in sooo much pain. He said “ this didn’t happen last time”. I looked at the bottles and noticed it was filled with Mountain Dew and his semen. IT WAS JUST FLOATING AROUND .
So gave him pain meds… had the Er doc remove the bottle, and consulted wound care . Don’t know what happens to him but . He will always be remembered
Hello!!!! So it’s been years since I wrote in here. My last post was about miscarriages, because I had one at 20 weeks and it broke my heart. Then after that I had another one and then another one. So now it’s been around 2 1/2 years and I am finally able to get back to my hobbies.this being one of them. Basically every now and then I’m just gonna share stories about myself Nursing from my eyes. I’m going to keep this page, And we read all my stories 20 to 30 years from now. So sit down and enjoy the ride with me